yeah i guess it'd be kind of hard to be like "yeah i'm totally fine" after coming out of an egg but i'll take relatively speaking anyway don't mention it i was just making sure since like it didn't really look too great from where i was standing and after last week...kind of sounds like these little field trips really fuck people up
yeah i don't get why this stuff is happening at all when i asked ruby last week she said it was some kind of special mission but that really seems like bullshit idk about that other one but i'm pretty sure what happened this time didn't do anything good for anyone
"special mission" shouldn't that mean that you guys got something from it instead of just a bunch of injuries and/or trauma it's a weird answer and you're right it kind of seems like bullshit but it could also be she just doesn't know
[ a pause. ]
...can i like...ask what happened? no pressure honestly this really was just to make sure you were good
i guess i also got a weird easter egg out of it but
[ he doesn't know wtf he's supposed to do with that... ]
no it's cool um this is going to be long i think because idk how to summarize this
[ anyway if he types this once he can c/p it later... ]
it was like we woke up in some weird mansion where we were each? compelled??? to pick up one of these colored eggs that were set out in front of us and then we just split up and started looking around the rooms since we had no idea what else to do and there were uh... a lot more eggs everywhere for some reason but also we started finding this creepy stuff like this woman's diary about her missing kid and bloody clothes
then monika actually found the woman who wrote that stuff just like, in the bath?? and she started coming after us so we ran upstairs and hid so i guess she went to the basement where gerard and fei du were instead and attacked them down there? anyway her husband had turned into like this huge axe hand monster guy who was hiding in a painting and when we eventually regrouped in the garage to try to leave the painting was there and he came out and fought everyone
and uh we found the kid dead in the trunk of the car
and then the mom found us again and attacked us instead of her husband who'd actually killed him and it was a whole thing and she ended up dying eventually we all got in the car and broke out of the garage in it but then we just immediately ended up in a lake and had to abandon the car and swim while stuff kept trying to pull us down
finally we got to the other side and there were more eggs and then we went into this building that was also an egg
and then that egg went to sears i guess
it was all just a really messed up horror movie basically
[ eric i'm genuinely so sorry i made you write all of this out, jesus.
but also. jonas does not reply for a very, very long time because he's reading this. and rereading. and re-rereading and trying so, so hard to understand what the absolute fuck happened. ]
okay so like... axe murderer i get creepy woman in the bath who's the actual killer i also get murder lake, definitely get but literally why eggs. what even...did you guys try to open any of the other eggs you found?
also that was so the bare bones version of things, help ]
no, it was like uh for some reason it just seemed very important to protect them i think the whole thing was supposed to be like? symbolic maybe? like that cliche high school thing where you raise an egg
though actually there was some gigantic egg that broke or hatched or something and we never saw what came out of it
anyway if that was a mission it felt like a big failure since the worst person in that family was the only one who lived in the end
idk man that sounds pretty par for the course of a horror movie bad guys always win etc though suddenly a lot more concerned about whatever hatched that you never saw? really hoping that isn't going to be a problem later failure of a mission or not, you guys got back and that's what matters here i wouldn't call that a failure
yeah i can't blame you especially with the outcome... maybe...somebody else would recognize it? idk if you talked to any of the guys who came back last week
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like relatively speaking
yeah i guess
thanks
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but i'll take relatively speaking
anyway don't mention it
i was just making sure since like
it didn't really look too great from where i was standing
and after last week...kind of sounds like these little field trips really fuck people up
[ and since he's a non-healer...rip. ]
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i don't get why this stuff is happening at all
when i asked ruby last week she said it was some kind of special mission
but that really seems like bullshit
idk about that other one but i'm pretty sure what happened this time didn't do anything good for anyone
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shouldn't that mean that you guys got something from it instead of just a bunch of injuries and/or trauma
it's a weird answer
and you're right it kind of seems like bullshit
but it could also be she just doesn't know
[ a pause. ]
...can i like...ask what happened?
no pressure honestly
this really was just to make sure you were good
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[ he doesn't know wtf he's supposed to do with that... ]
no it's cool
um
this is going to be long i think because idk how to summarize this
[ anyway if he types this once he can c/p it later... ]
it was like
we woke up in some weird mansion where we were each? compelled??? to pick up one of these colored eggs that were set out in front of us
and then we just split up and started looking around the rooms since we had no idea what else to do
and there were uh... a lot more eggs everywhere for some reason but also we started finding this creepy stuff like this woman's diary about her missing kid
and bloody clothes
then monika actually found the woman who wrote that stuff just like, in the bath?? and she started coming after us so we ran upstairs and hid
so i guess she went to the basement where gerard and fei du were instead and attacked them down there?
anyway her husband had turned into like this huge axe hand monster guy who was hiding in a painting and when we eventually regrouped in the garage to try to leave the painting was there and he came out and fought everyone
and uh
we found the kid
dead in the trunk of the car
and then the mom found us again and attacked us instead of her husband who'd actually killed him and it was a whole thing and she ended up dying
eventually we all got in the car and broke out of the garage in it but then we just immediately ended up in a lake and had to abandon the car and swim while stuff kept trying to pull us down
finally we got to the other side and
there were more eggs
and then we went into this building that was also an egg
and then that egg went to sears i guess
it was all just a really messed up horror movie basically
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but also. jonas does not reply for a very, very long time because he's reading this. and rereading. and re-rereading and trying so, so hard to understand what the absolute fuck happened. ]
okay so like...
axe murderer i get
creepy woman in the bath who's the actual killer i also get
murder lake, definitely get
but literally why eggs.
what even...did you guys try to open any of the other eggs you found?
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also that was so the bare bones version of things, help ]
no, it was like
uh
for some reason it just seemed very important to protect them
i think the whole thing was supposed to be like? symbolic maybe?
like that cliche high school thing where you raise an egg
though actually there was some gigantic egg that broke or hatched or something and we never saw what came out of it
anyway if that was a mission it felt like a big failure
since the worst person in that family was the only one who lived in the end
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bad guys always win etc
though suddenly a lot more concerned about whatever hatched that you never saw?
really hoping that isn't going to be a problem later
failure of a mission or not, you guys got back and that's what matters here
i wouldn't call that a failure
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just feels like the whole thing was for nothing though
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i can't blame you
especially with the outcome...
maybe...somebody else would recognize it?
idk if you talked to any of the guys who came back last week