No kidding. It's gonna suck if that ever changes, but maybe this is like our one perk of being dead. [ it is a shitty perk. they both know this. ] Haven't had to pay for any of the food yet either, so...maybe they just don't care?
Maybe not. Won't let us in to make it any better or cook something else using their kitchens, so that's the real downside to that, but I'll take what I can get for now.
[ shitty perk, but desperate times ]
Coffee for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, mix and match meatballs and burgers.
Hey, be fair. There's also the option of chicken nuggets. [ dryly. ] ...I can't say it changes much for me since I don't really know how to cook to begin with, but not even a grocery store? Sort of feels like we're doing things backwards here.
I guess the nuggets fly. But I'll pass on the fish - been feeding that to the cat. [ when he doesn't get the salmon from ikea. ] We ever get access to some kind of kitchen, I'll teach you a few things.
Just, y'know. If we ever get one. It's definitely backwards.
Don't blame you. [ he's not huge on filet o'fish either man. ] What do you think the chances are we'll even get something like that? We've barely started getting places to crash.
[ so that's not a "no" about learning. it's a "is this even going to be a thing, maybe." ]
Ehhh. [ he wobbles his hand, grunting a kind of half noncommittal, half doubtful noise. ] We'll probably have to shell out to buy them for said places to crash, honestly.
Less expensive in theory than the real world, but the idea of economy here is jacked.
I'm not sure if my team would buy a whole kitchen. I'm also not even sure any of us would use it, but...considering what IKEA sells you might be on to something. Still, it's. Y'know. More money than I had on me at the time.
God, if that isn't right. [ twenty whole dollars to your name. ] College living is in our future, I feel. Things like hotplates instead of a full kitchen. I did that once, I didn't exactly, you know, plan to do it again.
[ but here they are. ]
... you're all, what, 18 and under? It's an elder's responsibility to take care of the young, so if you four wind up wanting something home cooked if I get my hands on something to cook, just let me know.
I guess that doesn't change too much. I sort of thought I had a little while longer before I had to think of college living, but even death can't delay it, apparently.
[ which is. hm. a thing he is not entirely sure of in the first place, so he ignores it. ]
...thanks for the offer. [ tentative. because it's kind of a big offer in the sense of jonas always being a little wary of accepting things that take effort from other people without some kind of agreement or anything. ] I think they'd appreciate it, so I'll pass the message on. As long as you're not too busy with your own team.
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[ shitty perk, but desperate times ]
Coffee for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, mix and match meatballs and burgers.
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Just, y'know. If we ever get one. It's definitely backwards.
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[ so that's not a "no" about learning. it's a "is this even going to be a thing, maybe." ]
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Less expensive in theory than the real world, but the idea of economy here is jacked.
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[ but here they are. ]
... you're all, what, 18 and under? It's an elder's responsibility to take care of the young, so if you four wind up wanting something home cooked if I get my hands on something to cook, just let me know.
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[ which is. hm. a thing he is not entirely sure of in the first place, so he ignores it. ]
...thanks for the offer. [ tentative. because it's kind of a big offer in the sense of jonas always being a little wary of accepting things that take effort from other people without some kind of agreement or anything. ] I think they'd appreciate it, so I'll pass the message on. As long as you're not too busy with your own team.