PC: Kyoko

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w0, monday

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[ today at mcdonald's, jonas is helping himself to a giant cup of coffee. is this his first? his second? he won't say. he's taking time deciding if he wants to order food, too, when he feels a Presence looming and he turns to glance over his shoulder. ]

Kyoko. [ good morning! ] Are you hungry?

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[Looming is so funny when she's not that tall.]

Good morning. Just a bit.

[She's going to get biscuits, jam and a coffee. Only to dump the jam directly into the coffee.]

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[ it's the Vibes. he's grabbing a breakfast sandwich and gesturing for her to follow him to a table. breakfast time!

except he takes a bite and he's just watching this absolutely mad behavior. ]

...uh. Think you kind of missed there.

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[She starts stirring it like this is completely normal behavior.]

Hm? What do you mean?

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The biscuits are right there. [ ma'am!! ]

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Should I add the biscuits to the coffee? I haven't tried that before.

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What? No, somehow that's even more insane. The jam should be on the biscuits, don't you think?

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The coffee tastes very good with the jam.

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I'm going to take your word for it and pass on trying. Is this just, like, a thing you do?

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There are many experiences you can have in life with just coffee.

[ Yes. Unfortunately. ]

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Should I be asking what other kind of experiences you've been having with your coffee?

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Coffee with mayonnaise. Coffee with soy sauce. Coffee with wasabi. Coffee with bonito flakes. [ Does anybody really want her to keep going ]

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[ WHY. KYOKO!!! ]

Oh my god, stop. Just. Stop. Who hurt you? Who made you decide to do these things?

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I thought they would be interesting. And they are.

[There's something so wrong with her taste buds.]

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Okay but there is this cool thing called impulse control? Especially with things that go in your mouth.

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None of it is poisonous.

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Why is that the criteria here...?

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You seemed worried.

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I think I'm trying to decide if I'm impressed, scared, or dreaming.

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I'll leave that up to you.

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Very ominous. Nice touch. [ hahaha. but he will take another bite of his sandwich and change the topic slightly. ]

Have you...figured out what you want to do for this game yet?

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What do you mean? [ Specifically.]

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Team stuff, a game plan. Whatever you think is important here.

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I'm in the process of collecting a team. And yourself? Ready for the game ahead?

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I'm still deciding if any of us can be ready...but yeah. We've got a team, and we're going to start figuring out where to go from there. We're probably meeting up later today.