[ you know what, gerard is extremely valid. even if jonas is watching this for a few seconds to see how this plays out. there's faint vibes of amusement before he decides to sort of just interject his way in, not-so-kindly elbowing a few of the ladies back. maybe stepping on a foot. look. ]
Need some help?
[ the flaw in the plan is he didn't think about the fact he's now a new potential customer. ]
And you shouldn't! Half of that stuff is just sunscreen anyway. So here's a better idea... [ he does not wait, he's just grabbing gerard by the elbow and teleporting both of them out of the crowd, leaving behind a tiny bit of white smoke.
they only get like 25 ft away, but it's behind the crowd of avon ladies and amongst racks of clothing in sears itself. this may still be a problem later, but for now it's fine. ]
It's pretty hard to get out when they start swarming like that. You good?
[ he's actually totally fine being teleported, that is a magical event that simply happens sometimes - but he's still sort of surprised when it happens. ]
The spots are normal! Frogs have spots! They are infuriating! We shouldn't let them wander around trapping people!
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Need some help?
[ the flaw in the plan is he didn't think about the fact he's now a new potential customer. ]
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Tell them that I will absolutely not give them a single cent for any moisturizers no matter how good they are at removing "dark spots."
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they only get like 25 ft away, but it's behind the crowd of avon ladies and amongst racks of clothing in sears itself. this may still be a problem later, but for now it's fine. ]
It's pretty hard to get out when they start swarming like that. You good?
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The spots are normal! Frogs have spots! They are infuriating! We shouldn't let them wander around trapping people!
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Maybe we should focus on trapping them instead. Can't be that hard if they're willing to follow a person everywhere.
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I could turn all the lipglosses into acid.
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Wait could you seriously? I have absolutely no idea how your psych even really works.