westedge | PC: Shu

Did you manage to grab a sleeping bag at least? Otherwise you might need to find a way to smuggle towels or sheets out of IKEA and DIY the whole thing.

not even a chance
but like i said we figured it out
it works a lot better than i thought?
...beds are kind of at the top of the list

…. now I’m kinda curious what you did.
You’ll have to rush if there’s only one again when they restock. Everyone’s going to have the same idea now the warehouses have been revealed.

let's just say we have a bunch of friendly mascots helping us out.
you really think they'd only restock
stupid question
competition
right
i don't think they'd limit it to just ONE this time but i wouldn't be surprised if they were limited again

[ chanting: BLAHAJ BED BLAHAJ BED ]

It’d be a crap competition if everyone was asleep on their feet the whole time.
And, no, I don’t think they’re going to be generous enough to stock hundreds of beds. Maybe 3 or 4 though?

Up it a bit each week and let a few more people grab one.

[ 🦈 ]

it could go either way
crap competition because we'd all be exhausted
or smart strategy to buy up all of the comfortable beds and sleeping bags so some teams can sleep and others can't

That's a pretty devious plan if someone's hogging all the beds. Sleep deprivation's a kind of torture.

yeah see?
hopefully that doesn't give you any ideas but if it does
remember we have an alliance with your team

Unless there's something in the small print about resource sharing, you're just gonna have to be quick and keep your eyes peeled for more sleeping apparatus.

But if you want to strike a personal deal, then I'll keep an eye out for you as well.

oh so it's every man for himself until certain conditions are met
good to know
...but i figured it can't hurt
keep an eye out for people for now until we all get on our feet again

[ and then everyone really is on their own. ]

Eventually people will turn to focusing on their teams over other people.

You can probably cram two people in a bed. Might not be the most comfortable, but it'll be better than your DIY mattress. Makes things a little easier for you.

that should probably be sooner than some people are willing
but we'll see
anyway doesn't that depend on the size of the bed?

Yeah, well. Knowing's half the battle.

Top and tail it.

...do what now.

Top and tail. You sleep with your heads at opposite ends of the bed.

[ he has to consider the possibility of sharing a bed with someone and also having their feet near his face. ]

could've just said that man
also sounds like a great way to accidentally kick your teammates in the face